Thoroughly Unclean
47th US President Donald J Law Abider insists that Roger Clemens should be allowed into the Baseball Hall of Fame because allegations of his PED use remain unproven. 47th US President Donald J Due Process Respecter insists that Lisa Cook of the Federal Reserve Board of Governors resign her position due to thus far unproven allegations of mortgage fraud. There's no need to waste time reconciling these two contradictory positions. They are perfectly consistent and expected considering the source. For small minds, it boils down to whom they like, and whom they dislike. President Doofus likes Clemens and dislikes Cook. In addition to the obvious perils of electing a whiny, petulant, vindictive hammerhead to one of the world's most powerful positions, a staff of sycophantic buffoons has exposed a flaw in the American political system. Let Presidents hire more or less whoever they want emerged as the default standard decades ago, based on the not unreasonable notion that if voters...