Notice of Resignation
I hereby formally submit my resignation in protest of this organization's outrageous vaccine mandate. When I first signed on to work as a vaccine test patient here at the Vaccine Experimental Testing Centre For Medical Advancement, I had no idea vaccinations would be seen as some sort of requirement. You can imagine how blindsided I felt recently when the company circulated both a typed letter and an email announcing all employees must be vaccinated by October 31st. I said to myself, is this some sort of April Fool's Joke? During my tenure at VETCFMA, I have received vaccines for Marburg virus, Yellow Fever, Scarlet Fever, Chartreuse Fever, Little Willie John's Fever, and Peggy Lee's Fever. I have dealt with the side effects of the Medium Pox vaccine, the Pox On Both Your Houses vaccine, and the Pox News Network vaccine. I've experienced unsightly blemishes on my forearms, water on the elbow, my jaw thrown out of alignment, and versions of Hat Hair and ...